"Almost Therrrre..."

So anyway, this is the cover art that I finally approved for the book. The file's too big for the Broken Lizard site, so I'm just posting it here for anyone who cares (snif).

Some little bitch's daughter at day care crept into the sleeping area while Bubba was asleep and scratched him all on his face. The day care were all apologetic, but what I'm really feeling is the strong desire to make openwound casserole out of the kid's father's face. The Mrs. obviously talked me out of that course of action, but I made sure the caregivers knew what would happen if they allowed this to occur again.

Am I wrong to feel this way? Hell no.